My dream is to buy acreage in PNW Redwood forest and build a Tree House Hostel on it.
I'm fuckin' poor, but I work like a machine and could drop 5k on this right now. I also have the greenest thumb you've ever seen grow plants. Naturally, I'd be living on the land as Bears do, but what good is a lonely life? If anybody else can see the dream of owning a hostel that looks like the Ewok village in Return of the Jedi with rope bridges from unit to unit and staircases that spiral around tree trunks down to a flourishing homestead or two or three or four or five or six or seven...
Let's rap. I'm currently in Hot Springs, but well versed in living in the woods and workin' my ass off. I can prove that when you meet me: I literally have no butt at all to speak of because I work and laugh it off all day erriday.